Doug won’t tell us
Babies, lots of babies.
|Team 90s TV Show||
Hot Dog Dance
|Distance to Charlottesville, VA||
Andrew “Peanut” Mellen
Doug Bouton – Ice Cream Magnate
Drew (mid 30s, B/B- body, moderate effort, 0-tool player)
Turk Wendell – Fantasy Football Magnate
Turk Wendell – he’s back to avenge his choking away two championships while in law school
|Law Review Nerds|
Led and organized by one of the most influential men in the low fat, gluten free ice cream racket, this squad of human child and dog parents arrives at the tournament with big dreams and low expectations.
Unlike everybody else in this tournament, UVA Old is made up of fully grown adults with full-time jobs and actual responsibilities. Not sure why that matters or which way it cuts, but I just wanted to put that out there.
None – (author’s note – I live in Atlanta, and I can’t get to my weekly softball games because somebody lit the entire interstate on fire while smoking crack).
|Want To Play Against||
UVA Iron – give me a break with that name
|DON’T Want To Play Against||
Father Time – can’t beat him
|Favorite Thing About The Tournament||
Seeing old (literally) friends
|The Tournament Would Be More Awesome If|
In the 2009 reg semi-finals, UVA Gold led W&L late. Gold’s pitcher, Turk Wendell, proceeded walked 5 people in a row, choking the tournament away. Everyone hoped that 2010 would bring redemption. But he did pretty much the exact same thing the next year to lose in the quarterfinals.
7 years later, Wendell is back. And he’s looking for redemption. But we’re definitely not going to let him pitch.