Duke Dirty Ase and the Boys ’19

Team Name Dirty Ase & the Boys
School Duke
Location Durham, NC
Division Co-rec
Captains Erin, Dirty Ase & Jeff (Coach)
Team Color Blue & White
Team Mascot Dirty Ase
Team 90s TV Show Friends
Team Song Every Time We Touch
Distance to Charlottesville, VA 168 miles
Player Roster
Armani “Ay Papi” Abreu Aseda “The Lights are on but Nobody’s Home” Ghartey-Tagoe Bianca “Did You Even Go To Michigan?” Lazar Bobbie “Yo” Burrows Brandon “Would You Rather…” Marvisi Charlie “Blame the Vomit on a 1L” Sangree Chris “His Shoulders Have More Pop Than His Bat” DiNardo Cruz “Mr. Clean” Wiles Dave “I Can’t Read Good but I Can Throw Far” Feess Emani “The Better Mani” Walks Erin “Imma Let You Finish” Peek “Mynameis” Jeff York “Lying” Joe Bianco Josh “Golden Sombrero” Dutton “Krusty” Kirstie Wallace Ryan “I Swear This Never Happens” Bisaillon Ting “Weil, Gotshal, and Manges” Liu
Star Players Jeff York.  We hate to see him go but love to watch him leave.
Law Review Nerds  
Team History  
Practice Regimen BBG by Kayla Itsines
Want To Play Against Michigan State
DON’T Want To Play Against Northeastern Law (they know what they did).
Favorite Thing About The Tournament Out-drinking everyone else.
The Tournament Would Be More Awesome If I didn’t have to fill this out.
Anecdotes As of the date of this submission, Krusty Kirstie Walrus has gone 6 days without showering.   Ryan would like to know if they have mango Juul pods in Charlottesville.