Glove” Johnson – Half of the 2018 World’s Best Power Couple, Terra was once
drafted by the red sox to play third base.
She is the only female third baseman in league, and the only player to
hold three MLB golden gloves. She
promises to be a “strong independent woman” who throws out every batter who
hits her way.
High” Combs – Before heading to her first internship, this Air Force JAG hopeful
promises she sends some softballs “flying high”.
Shaw – During Con Law, her professor asked what Bicameralism was, and she
responded with “Means you can field and hit, you got to be good at both.”
Casidhe “Not the
City” Elston – Casidhe moved from New
York, not the city the state, to Raleigh, North Carolina to attend Law
School. You will never hear her sing
Frank Sinatra’s New York, New York, or ask you “How you doin’”, but she is
Yogi Berra behind the plate.
Keith “Run like you’re being
chased” Boyette – This outfielder will lead off for the team every game. He’s
got ‘get away from the cops’ speed as he promises to stretch every single
into a double, and every double into a triple.
Alex “Big Island”
Sefton – While Alex is the other half of 2018 World’s Best Power Couple, he
spends most of his time on the softball field in the lonely position,
pitcher. His knuckleball is so world
renowned that the earth stops spinning every time he throws it.
Landis “The Long
Ball” Barber – Standing a massive 7’2”, but weighing in at a mere140 pounds, his
stature may be misleading. Landis
drives the softball like Tiger drives golf ball off the tee. Landis
once hit a homerun so far, the FAA picked it up on radar.
Wyatt “Goose” Bland
– Wyatt left the set of Top Gun II as Tom Cruises’ stunt double to attend law
school at Campbell. Not quite ready to
completely leave Tom behind, you will always see Goose in his aviator
shades. Fully expect to see Wyatt sing
“loving feeling” Saturday night.
Chris “Long Foul
Ball” Pederson – Aspiring to take
Landis place as the Long Ball Leader, this lefty has hit dozens of balls over
the fence, but none of them between the foul poles.
Jeff “Old Man” Dobson
– Twice the average of the other players on the team, Jeff is set on reliving
his youth one last time on his third and final trip to the ville.
Massengill – Alexis has more beauty crowns than Queen Elizabeth, but make no
mistake, she plan on ruling the softball field with an iron fist while
showing off her slick dance moves as she rounds the bases.
Unknown” Jennings – We will be honest, we have seen Mason’s name on the UVA
roster, and our Rec league at home, but no one has actually seen him. However he plays, we will look as surprised
Rico” Cline – Hailing from Centre College (we don’t know where it is either),
this starting backup quarterback swears there is still juice left in his
arm. Kevin spends his free time making
throwing video in open fields, hoping one day, to return to the football
Zach “LT” Bowman
– not all who wander are lost, except the lieutenant he is definitely
lost. If you see Zach, please send him
to the field where Campbell is playing.
Our Marine lieutenant did come complete with crayons.
First time offenders here at the Ville: Alexis Massengill,
Mason Jennings, Chris Pederson, Wyatt Bland, Casidhe Elston, Summer Combs, Zach
Bowman, Kevin Cline, and Mikayla Shaw.
Repeat Offenders: Terra
Johnson, Keith Boyette, Landis Barber
Third strikers: Alex
Sefton and Jeff Dobson