| Team Name | Harvard Phillies |
| School | Harvard |
| Location | Cambridge, MA |
| Division | Co-rec |
| Captains | Dan Lea & Valor Lee |
| Team Color | Crimson |
| Team Mascot | Mortimer Zuckerman |
| Team 90s TV Show | Hey Arnold |
| Team Song | “House Party” by Sam Hunt |
| Distance to Charlottesville, VA | 552 miles |
| Player Roster | |
| Dan Lea Valor Lee Laura Sanders Sarah Joseph John Lomazzi Teddy Grodek Alex Andresian Aviv Lazar Luke Phillips David Kafafian Rick Houghton Geoff Kirsner Karl Heiland Harrison Hodgin Susannah Apuzzo |
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| Star Players | Jeff “Geoff” Kirsner on the mound |
| Law Review Nerds | Hah |
| Team History | This team of 3L misfits has very little chance for success |
| Practice Regimen | Beer olympics |
| Want To Play Against | Anyone that can’t field a team! |
| DON’T Want To Play Against | Anyone sober enough to stand up |
| Favorite Thing About The Tournament | Meeting cool people! |
| The Tournament Would Be More Awesome If | Not possible |
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