UB BLUE (CO-REC)

Team Name
UB Blue
Location
Baltimore, Maryland
Division
Co-Rec
Captains
Jared Lerner & Charlie Conway
Team Color
Navy
Team Mascot
Mrs. Stone
Team 90s TV Show
All That & Power Rangers
Team Song
John Cena’s Entrance Music
Distance to Charlottesville, VA
About 12-13 Cigarettes
Player Roster
Bris Kryant
Jerek Deter
Cal Ripken, III
Boomer Phelps
Blade
Lazer
Blazer
Fran Stalinovskovichdavidovitchsky
Steve the Pirate
Farrah Abraham
Shooter McGavin + the Giant that chases him
Benny “The Jet” Rodriguez
Billy Chapel
Ivan Ooze
Rita Repulsa
Stick Stickly
Artie Lange & entire Ed’s Bar and Swill team.
Star Players
Bris Kryant, Jerek Deter & Cal Ripken, III
Law Review Nerds
1 maybe 2, and they get picked on a lot.
Team History
University of Baltimore’s Blue-Team is a tale as old as time. Since the forefathers founded this country, UB has had a Blue-Team. B.A. Baracus would be jealous as to the clout to which this team brings. Washington crossing the Delaware pales in comparison to the team photo that will occur. Like pi, UB’s Blue-Team will continue to infinity.
Practice Regimen
12 oz curls
Burpees
Parkour
Gargoyles
Want To Play Against
University of Maryland and Manganelli Fitness
DON’T Want To Play Against
The Beast or The Mighty Ducks (Except the D3 Team, we’ll take them).
Favorite Thing About The Tournament
The English Inn of Charlottesville, Cookout, and Christina Katsampes
The Tournament Would Be More Awesome If
We didn’t have to wake up before sunrise after an all night bender of epic proportions.
Anecdotes
UVA 2, Kush 0. This profile is in no way shape or form indicative of the character and fitness of those playing on the team. We are actually all really good at softball.