| Team Name |
UB Blue
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|---|---|
| Location |
Baltimore, Maryland
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| Division |
Co-Rec
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| Captains |
Jared Lerner & Charlie Conway
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| Team Color |
Navy
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| Team Mascot |
Mrs. Stone
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| Team 90s TV Show |
All That & Power Rangers
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| Team Song |
John Cena’s Entrance Music
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| Distance to Charlottesville, VA |
About 12-13 Cigarettes
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| Player Roster |
Bris Kryant
Jerek Deter Cal Ripken, III Boomer Phelps Blade Lazer Blazer Fran Stalinovskovichdavidovitchsky Steve the Pirate Farrah Abraham Shooter McGavin + the Giant that chases him Benny “The Jet” Rodriguez Billy Chapel Ivan Ooze Rita Repulsa Stick Stickly Artie Lange & entire Ed’s Bar and Swill team. |
| Star Players |
Bris Kryant, Jerek Deter & Cal Ripken, III
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| Law Review Nerds |
1 maybe 2, and they get picked on a lot.
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| Team History |
University of Baltimore’s Blue-Team is a tale as old as time. Since the forefathers founded this country, UB has had a Blue-Team. B.A. Baracus would be jealous as to the clout to which this team brings. Washington crossing the Delaware pales in comparison to the team photo that will occur. Like pi, UB’s Blue-Team will continue to infinity.
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| Practice Regimen |
12 oz curls
Burpees Parkour Gargoyles |
| Want To Play Against |
University of Maryland and Manganelli Fitness
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| DON’T Want To Play Against |
The Beast or The Mighty Ducks (Except the D3 Team, we’ll take them).
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| Favorite Thing About The Tournament |
The English Inn of Charlottesville, Cookout, and Christina Katsampes
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| The Tournament Would Be More Awesome If |
We didn’t have to wake up before sunrise after an all night bender of epic proportions.
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| Anecdotes |
UVA 2, Kush 0. This profile is in no way shape or form indicative of the character and fitness of those playing on the team. We are actually all really good at softball.
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