Raymond “Shin Splinter” Baker; Ryan “I’m Just In It for the Money” Hart
Blue and Grey
St. Douglas Vanston of Scranton
|Team 90s TV Show||
Clarissa Explains It All
No Scrubs – TLC
|Distance to Charlottesville, VA||
225 miles (That’s 362 Km if you hate Freedom)
|Christian “Mr. Olympia” Burne, Dennis “The Big Hurt” Clark, Jermey “The Cleveland Indians Blew a 3-1 Lead” Klein, Corey “Pass Me That Box Wine” Kysor, Laken “My Glove Doubles as a Flask” Lynch, Brandon “Pickles” Greist, Julia “I Thought I was on the Drinking Team” Jacobs, Becca “The Minnesota Mauler” Marsnik, Tyler “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FoDrudmkFc” Sheridan (AKA The Gel), Hanna “Buckeye” Borsilli, Ryan “I’m Just In It for the Money” Hart, Raymond “Shin Splinter” Baker
Alternates/If our ladies are injured (Knock on Wood!): Francesca “Don’t you Dare Make Me Play” Kester, Rowan “Tom Brady is a Cheater and is Overrated” Moriarty
Christian “Mr. Olympia” Burne, Corey “Pass Me That Box Wine” Kysor
|Law Review Nerds||
Hanna “Buckeye” Borsilli, Ryan “I’m Just In It for the Money” Hart
|The Dickinson Law Woolsackers are a staple at the UVA Law Invitational. Last year we finished 2-1 winning all but one game in our Round Robin (We lost by a lot to the runner-up FloCo), while some of us received serious injury (My shins still hurt from the line drive to the pitcher’s mound) we enjoyed the weekend with multiple beverages.
This year we’re here to win it all…Maybe. Or we’ll just end up forgetting where the field is due to excessive [Redacted for Bar Application Purposes].
Either way, the Woolsackers are COMING FOR YOU VIRGINIA. Beware of the Mountain Men North of the Mason-Dixon!
Bar Review or Bust.
|Want To Play Against||
The Bad Teams
|DON’T Want To Play Against||
Anyone but FloCo. My Shins can’t take another year of that
|Favorite Thing About The Tournament||
Not having to worry about school. Also, someone on the team always has too much “fun” if you will.
|The Tournament Would Be More Awesome If||
You just keep doing you fam.
|One of the 1Ls last year snored louder than a chainsaw cutting down a fresh oak on a summer morn with the dew just hanging on the leaves. He has chosen not to come this year, our ears thank him.
While playing FloCo, Raymond was hit by a line drive so hard in the shin that he spent the next 3 months with a welt. He was properly told to, “Walk it Off” and that “Winners Don’t Get Hit By Pitches”.
One of the players got a little too [Redacted for Bar Application Purposes] which led him to begin hitting on UPenn’s player playing 3rd base, he forgot to instruct a runner to go home. The girl did not give him her number.