THE DICKINSON LAW FUN-LS (CO-REC)

Team Name
The Dickinson Law Fun-Ls
Location
Carlisle, Pennslvania
Division
Co-Rec
Captains
Craig “The Mount” Rushmore, Kyle “My Mom Says I’m Handsome” Semroc, Matt “This is a Softball Tournament?” Fenicle
Team Color
Blue, Grey, and Beer Stains
Team Mascot
The Eagle of Freedom (Screeeeeeech!)
Team 90s TV Show
Sister, Sister
Team Song
Anything by Nickleback
Distance to Charlottesville, VA
225 Long Miles where we listen to nothing but Nickleback
Player Roster
Craig “The Mount” Rushmore, Kyle “My Mom Says I’m Handsome” Semroc, Matt “This is a Softball Tournament?” Fenicle, Emily “Pass the Scotch” Paul, Katie “I Quit the Good Team!” Pareja, Victoria “I’m not hear to field the ball” Cvek, Nicolette “The Jets are Better Than the Patriots” Chasse, Kamron “Mr. Tickler” Abedi, Ben “The Smallest Strikezone” Forbes, Nader “I Skip Leg Day” Amer, Pete “The Sneak” Young, Stewart “I Don’t Do Nicknames” Miller, Robert “Facebook is Dumb” Heary, Dan “The Hair” Agayah

Alternates/If we’re really injured reserve: Francesca “Don’t you Dare Make Me Play” Kester, Rowan “Tom Brady is a Cheater and is Overrated” Moriarty

Star Players
We’re a Team of Stars and we don’t know who are best player is yet!
Law Review Nerds
Craig “The Mount” Rushmore
Team History
A Fresh faced team rising out of the ashes of last years Woolsackers. These team is here to take names and take shots, and if absolutely, positively necessary attempt to play softball
Practice Regimen
Lol.
Want To Play Against
People who drink
DON’T Want To Play Against
People who don’t drink
Favorite Thing About The Tournament
The part where we’re not playing the softball
The Tournament Would Be More Awesome If
You had to drink a beer before you left a base. Shots for Dingers. All else fails call it a tie and take your opponents to the bar.
Anecdotes
What’s an anecdote? I don’t remember reading about that in any of Scalia’s opinions.