UPENN 2L/3LS (CO-REC)

Team Name
Put It in Their Pujols
Location
University of Pennsylvania
Division
2L/3L
Captains
Luke Dougherty and John Rostom
Team Color
Brown
Team Mascot
Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
Team 90s TV Show
Beavis and Butthead
Team Song
What What (In the Butt)
Distance to Charlottesville, VA
a ridonkulous drive
Player Roster
Luke “Lukewarm” Dougherty
John “Another 1” Rostom
Nicole “Chiangster” Chiang
Melanie “Felonie” Young
Paul “Canadian Paul” Townsend
Teresa “Legally Brown” Akkara
Onyebuchi “One and Onye” Udozorh
Ray “Rayger” Martinez
“RBI” Felicia Alexander
Sam “Weasley” Darby
Zane “Zaneybaby” Polston
Alex “Advertise Here” Friedman
Stevie “Frolickin Detour” Flanery
Allison “Kowality Representation” Kowalski
Elvira “Meathead” Kirilko
Jenny “J Lo” Reich
Seth “Swinganimus” Allen
Star Players
Melanie Dung
Law Review Nerds
Luke Dougherty, Teresa Akkara (Power Couple), Jenny Reich
Team History
Born in Dry Beaver Creek, AZ, the team quickly realized that there was a wetter wilderness, filled with muddy waters, elsewhere. As a team with a real willingness to think outside the box, Put It in Their Pujols picked up and travelled across the pond to Shitterton, England with a two-fold goal. First, to bring the great sport of softball to the Redcoats (and Brownpants) and second, to crap all over the competition. Once we established our dominance abroad, we decided to pack it in, return to the US, and plop in on the UVA softball tournament. As the tightest team out there, we’re looking forward to flushing you all straight down the toilet.
Practice Regimen
Lots and lots and lots of squats.
Want To Play Against
The Angry Beavers
DON’T Want To Play Against
The Loose Stools
Favorite Thing About The Tournament
We really appreciate how anal the tournament organizers have been. Also drinking. Also Port-a-Potties.
The Tournament Would Be More Awesome If [Redacted]
Anecdotes
Are you 18 or older? (yes/no)