Team Name
Base-ic Pitches
University of Pennsylvania
Christina Gunzenhauser & Martha Hanna
Team Color
Team Mascot
Selina Meyer
Team 90s TV Show
Freaks and Geeks
Team Song
Dancing on My Own – Robyn
Distance to Charlottesville, VA
4.3377e-11 Light Years
Player Roster
Christina Gunzenhauser
Martha Hanna
Blair Bowie
Cole Pritchett
Leia Andrew
Amanda Martin
Morgan Schusterman
Shali Mahna
Aaron Feinblatt
Carl Witkin
Jack Tanenbaum
Jake Karlsruher
Randall Bryer
Ryan Carlin
Brenda Rivera
Lacey Nemergut
Rose Kenerson
Sarah Melanson
Alex Aiken
Joel Dankwa
Glen Forster
Star Players
Blair Bowie, Joel Dankwa, Shali Mahna
Law Review Nerds
Glen Forster, Cole Pritchett
Team History
Honestly, this is a 3L team trying to cling to a semblance of a social life. Play on.
Practice Regimen
Cheesesteaks and calisthenics
Want To Play Against
bottom of the barrel
DON’T Want To Play Against
Favorite Thing About The Tournament
In the words of hermione: the tri-wizard tournament is about international magical cooperation.
The Tournament Would Be More Awesome If

Three fucks, you’re out.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iTiTIWDhu4

Also, if thunder and lightning rained us out

“Remember that one time we went to a softball tournament and it rained the whole time so we just stayed inside and got drunk? Yeah, me too.”