Bamden All-Stars (Rutgers Camden – 2Ls)
Rutgers Law School-Camden
Nick Pradaxay, Craig Becker
Black and Red (we get two)
Hungover Natalie Burns
|Team 90s TV Show||
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
“Halftime” by Ying Yang Twins (feat. Homebwoi)
|Distance to Charlottesville, VA||
Not Kelli-Ann Dreisbach
|Law Review Nerds||
|As the prophets foretold, God put together the swing of Ken Griffey Jr., the fast-ball of Cy Young, the steroid regimen of Mark McGwire, and the jawline of Brad Pitt to create one man. That man, was Craig Becker. Rumor has it that Craig Becker got into every law school in America, just by sending them an autographed baseball. Instead of attending the Ivy’s or taking an easy way of life in the MLB, Craig chose to bring his talents to the city of Camden to accomplish one thing…to bring a co-ed softball championship to the city.
One day while skipping Civ Pro, Craig approached Nick Pradaxay, a prodigy sent from the East to conquer Western law school softball leagues, and asked if he wanted to join his mission. To which he responded: “Suh dude….that would be most dope.”
Craig and Nick then found fifteen of the most talented softball players in their law school, and Kelli-Ann Dreisbach, and created the squad that the prophets of Camden foretold would bring the city glory. The
|It’s easy to sum it up when you’re just talking about PRACTICE. We’re sitting in here, and I’m supposed to be the franchise player, and we in here talking about PRACTICE. I mean, listen, we’re talking about practice, not a game, we talking about PRACTICE. Not a game. Not, not … Not the game that I go out there and die for and play every game like it’s my last. Not the game, but we’re talking about PRACTICE, MAN. I mean, how SILLY is that? … And we talking about PRACTICE. I know I supposed to be there. I know I’m supposed to lead by example… I know that… And I’m not.. I’m not shoving it aside, you know, like it don’t mean anything. I know it’s important, I do. I honestly do… But we’re talking about PRACTICE, man. What are we talking about? PRACTICE? We’re talking about PRACTICE, man.|
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|DON’T Want To Play Against||
|Favorite Thing About The Tournament||
All participants demonstrating an overall disregard for their personal health and dignity for one weekend truly serves as a stepping stone for future world peace.
|The Tournament Would Be More Awesome If||
PED’s were mandatory.
“F*ck. I’m Chris…” -Christopher J. Havatian
“The ceiling is the roof.” -Michael Jordan
“DWIGHT. SCHRUTE. IS. MANAGER!!!” -Dwight Schrute