Village Idiots ’19

Team Name The Village Idiots
School The Ohio State University Moritz College of Law
Location Columbus, Ohio
Division Co Rec
Captains Ben Hachten and Justin Abbarno
Team Color White/Maroon
Team Mascot Mitch’s Juul
Team 90s TV Show Rocket Power – “Woogity! Woogity! Woogity!”
Team Song Baby Shark
Distance to Charlottesville, VA 413 miles
Player Roster
Ali “liability” Anderson Anna “fired up” Sullivan Ben “dingers only” Hachten Brad “I just got published” Hemmer Dana “heir to Village Idiot” Bevilacqua Justin “single” Abbarno Maria “fitter than you” Chabali Matt “ugly twin” Gerarde Max “Peaked in Law School” Williams Mitch “it’s cut season” Laing Pat “let’s go fishing” Cleary Rich “I think I’m fast” Reis Sam “I’ll bring the orange slices” August Trent McGuirt(‘in around)
Star Players Sam “I’ll bring the orange slices” August
Law Review Nerds Brad “I just got published” Hemmer
Team History In the making
Practice Regimen Couple of Whiteclaws in hand
Want To Play Against That Team Up North
DON’T Want To Play Against Doesn’t matter
Favorite Thing About The Tournament Brews and Dingers
The Tournament Would Be More Awesome If This is our first trip
Anecdotes #DavidWasSafe