Harvard Patrick Mahomes ’19

Team Name Harvard Patrick Mahomes
School Harvard
Location Cambridge
Division Co rec
Captains Will Ryan and Carter Rosekrans
Team Color Harvard Crimson
Team Mascot Cass Sunstein
Team 90s TV Show The News Hour with Jim Lehrer
Team Song Mozart Symphony #4 in G Minor
Distance to Charlottesville, VA 159 nautical leagues
Player Roster
[LIST PLAYERS BELOW! Feel free to be creative but make sure names are clear] Will Ryan Carter Rosekrans Annika Lichtenbaum David Papas Emily Mannheimer Harold King Joey Longley Julien Tunney Leilani Doktor Leon Peschel Libby Pica Liz Fillman Rachel Busch Shumaila Dhuka Stephanie Mazursky Adele Zhang Lauren Amos Rachel Miller Sarah Edwards Eliza Green  
Star Players Roughly 6/7 of a Cam Pritchett
Law Review Nerds Our applications got lost in the mail. All of them.
Team History Based on the novel “Push” by Sapphire and consummated on the upper-east side of a dumpster, this team was conceived of while a sexually repressed Ohio teenager murdered raccoons in a local pond.
Practice Regimen Posing suggestively for Leilani’s Instagram
Want To Play Against Third and Fourth Tier
DON’T Want To Play Against The Trinity Squash Team
Favorite Thing About The Tournament              The possibilities posed for Leilani’s Instagram
The Tournament Would Be More Awesome If                                                  There were more raccoons
Anecdotes Can’t remember most of the tournament.