GW Law Gold ’19

Team Name GW Law Gold
School GW Law
Location Washington DC
Division Co Rec
Captains Nicole Bayne, Kyle Gutierrez
Team Color Black
Team Mascot The Ephs
Team 90s TV Show Legends of the Hidden Temple
Team Song “Unwritten” by Natasha Bedingfield
Distance to Charlottesville, VA 116 miles
Player Roster
[LIST PLAYERS BELOW! Feel free to be creative but make sure names are clear] Nicole Bayne Kyle Gutierrez Sarah Johnson Sarah Barney Natalie Gill Rachel Mendez Conor Kelly Yoav Gaffney Joe Ritter Tim Dunker Danny Lee Roland Carvalho Byron Starkey  
Star Players Literally everyone other than Danny Lee
Law Review Nerds Danny Lee
Team History We used to work as janitors at a fancy university, saw a big equation on the board and solved it easily, our best friend is Ben Affleck
Practice Regimen A comprehensive, school-sponsored doping program, supplemented by Four Lokos and Arby’s Big Beef and Cheddars
Want To Play Against GW Blue, DeVry University Law
DON’T Want To Play Against Our clones (too spooky)
Favorite Thing About The Tournament Charlottesville drink prices
The Tournament Would Be More Awesome If Bench-clearing brawls were less frowned upon
Anecdotes A pep talk from last year’s tournament, between Captains Tim, Kyle, and Nicole: Tim: Listen to me. Kyle, look, when I was a kid…when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur. I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus rex more than anything in the world. I made my arms short and I roamed the backyard…and I chased the neighborhood cats, and I growled and I roared. Everybody knew me and was afraid of me. And then one day, my dad said, “Timmy, you’re 17. It’s time to throw childish things aside.” And I said, “Okay, Pop.” But he didn’t really say that, he said, “Stop being a dinosaur and get a job.” But, you know, I thought to myself, “I’ll go to law school…l’ll practice for a little while, and then I’ll come back to it. Nicole: How is that a skill?Tim: But I forgot how to do it.Kyle: You’re human. You could never be a dinosaur.Nicole:– Yeah.Tim: Hey, I lost it.Kyle: Tim, what’s the point?Nicole: Yeah.Tim: The point is… don’t lose your dinosaur.