GW Law Blue ’19

Team Name GW Law Blue
School GW Law
Location Washington, DC
Division Co Rec
Captains Siri “Cinnamon Crunch” Palm, Timothy “White Lightning” Ryan, “Handsome Mike” Purcell, Maddie “Q Ball” Kewin
Team Color Black
Team Mascot Three koala bears sitting on each other’s shoulders wearing a trench coat
Team 90s TV Show Dragon Tales
Team Song “Don’t Stop the Music -“ Rihanna
Distance to Charlottesville, VA 209 kilometres
Player Roster
Dan Helinek Jake Huston James Buchsbaum Kaitlyn Casey Maddie Kewin Michael Chaia Michael Purcell Siri Palm Timothy Ryan Zach “Chief Keith” Keegan Alex Carlton Alexis “The Rooch” Ferruccio
Star Players Fear The Rooch
Law Review Nerds He’d prefer not to say so his teammates don’t break his glasses
Team History ???: Made in the land of Mordor in the fires of Mount Doom 1990: Learned how to ride our first tandem 12-person bike 2012: Voted “Most Likely to be Upper Management at a Midlevel but Respectable Consulting Firm”
Practice Regimen The training montage from “Rocky” combined with the one from “Beerfest”
Want To Play Against Harvard, Georgia
DON’T Want To Play Against Zion
Favorite Thing About The Tournament Cookout trays before, during, and after games
The Tournament Would Be More Awesome If You won a free puppy every time you hit a home run
Anecdotes Tim and Kyle’s conversation at the last team captain’s meeting: Tim: Master, sir… I heard Yoda talking about midi-chlorians. I’ve been wondering, what are midi-chlorians? Kyle: Midi-chlorians are a microscopic lifeform that reside within all living cells. Kyle: They live inside of me? Tim: In your cells, yes… and we are symbionts with them. Kyle: Symbionts? Tim: Life forms living together for mutual advantage. Without the midi-chlorians, life could not exist, and we would have no knowledge of the Force. They continually speak to us, telling us the will of the Force. When you learn to quiet your mind, you will hear them speaking to you. Kyle: I don’t understand. Tim: With time and training, Kyle… you will… you will.