|Team Name||UVA Men’s Gold|
|Captains||Vince Flynn; Jonathan York; Andrew Gear, probably|
|Team Color||Clashing with Vieth’s hair|
|Team Mascot||Christian Berger’s Hat|
|Team 90s TV Show||That show with Topanga|
|Team Song||Dude Looks Like a Lady|
|Distance to Charlottesville, VA||1.3 York Mapquest-ed Home Runs|
Vince Flynn (captain) –appearance of a blond Matt Bomer, diet of a small bird. Probably jumping rope.
Jonathan York (captain) – Head Peer Advisor, captain of Men’s Gold, Commissioner of NGSL, wields power like the Emperor wears clothes.
Henry Morris – Mr. Rogers if Mr. Rogers was oddly attractive.
Nick Hagen – bald, virginal. Somehow commuting from NJ. Hits: both. Throws: neither.
Grant Page – out with a torn ACL. Prickly but loving.
Will “Double Play” Vieth
Herminio Rivera – throws harder than your average American League relief pitcher, bats like your average American League relief pitcher.
Spencer Ryan – Might lose it if Peter asks if he will adopt him one more time.
Christian “A Poor Man’s Fernando Rodney” Berger
Collin “The Strangler” Hunt – Most likely to strike out with three consecutive missiles behind the third base coach.
Peter Dragna – When asked about his family, he said something about the Mafia and walked off smiling. Not sure where to go with that.
|Star Players||Christian Berger; Jonathan York; Will Vieth, assuming absolutely nothing is on the line|
|Law Review Nerds||Shockingly more than one|
|Team History||Similar to UVA Basketball, great when it doesn’t matter|
|Practice Regimen||York and Berger propose annoyingly ambitious practice plan; Hagen (not even in the state) pushes back; it snows. Rinse and repeat.|
|Want To Play Against||UMBC Law|
|DON’T Want To Play Against||UMBC Law|
|Favorite Thing About The Tournament||The chance to claim some pseudo-glory we whiffed on in
undergrad, high school, and Little League
|The Tournament Would Be More Awesome If|