|School||Northeastern University School of Law|
|Captains||COACH (Maddie Leonard)|
|Team Color||Red [with occasional Hawaiian Shirts]|
|Team Mascot||Mark Martinez|
|Team 90s TV Show||Not Friends|
|Team Song||“Boston” by Augustana, see also, “Rake It Up” by Yo Gotti|
|Distance to Charlottesville, VA||Wicked Fah|
|Maddie Leonard: reluctantly called “Coach” and also reluctantly our pitcher, but may have struck out the most players in the history of Battle of Boston.
Erin VanBuskirk: new to the sport, but a fierce competitor, except for when she uses her non-glove hand to catch the ball.
Carolyn Da Cunha: worked for and runs Spartan races, loves the Yankees but we ignore that about her because she’s a Pats fan, too.
Caleb Schroder: just happy to be here.
Karina Guzman: 3L but first time at the tournament, ready to win just like she does in Immigration Court.
Sam Westbrook: professional catcher/team motivator/sunscreen provider.
Becca Singleton: our only player with college-level softball experience and our only player to get a hickey from a horse and our only player to leave Battle of Boston with someone’s number.
Chris Haze: has a habit of taking out first basemen. Beware.
Mark Martinez: Coach’s megaphone, tequila drinking specialist, has been on time to practice once and won’t let you forget it.
Kyle Banfield: never comes to practice, but hits walk offs, so we keep him.
Dylan Los Huertos: we call him “Eggs”.
Gary Howell-Walton: it’s his birthday this weekend!
Alexander Eddinger: doesn’t do it for the money.
Thomas Jackson: does it for the money.
Catherine Houser: often confused for an employee at Trader Joe’s. Loves to get pelted with softballs. Cannot juggle as well as Mark.
Jake Butts: yes, that’s really his last name. Keeper of the balls and bats.
Chris Huben: this is his bachelor party.
Matthew Chambers: Grew up on the North Shore, may have dropped an R or two in Southie, Definitely had lace curtains, certainly not a mother-f*cker – he respects mothers immensely.
|Star Players||We are all stars at NUSL. [Note, different from All Stars]|
|Law Review Nerds||Matt [insists he is not, in fact, a nerd]; Karina; Gary.|
|Team History||And on the 8th day, after resting, nondenominational God said “Let there be NUSL Softball, and beer”|
|Practice Regimen||Seeing how many of us can stay standing while wildly hungover at weekend morning practice.|
|Want To Play Against||The Patriarchy.|
|DON’T Want To Play Against||Boston area schools. We are tired of winning against them in Battle of Boston.|
|Favorite Thing About The Tournament||Beer. Food. Beer. Beer.|
|The Tournament Would Be More Awesome If||More beer.|