| Team Name | Maine LAWbstars |
| School | University of Maine School of Law |
| Location | 246 Deering Ave. Portland, ME. 04102 |
| Division | Co Rec |
| Captains | Michael Miller |
| Team Color | Columbia Blue |
| Team Mascot | Lobster |
| Team 90s TV Show | 3rd Rock from the Sun |
| Team Song | Light Em Up (Fallout Boy) |
| Distance to Charlottesville, VA | 650 miles |
| Player Roster | |
| 1. Michael Miller
2. Alex Parker 3. Alex Mihalov 4. Devin Sorkin 5. Alex Price 6. Leah Slivinsky 7. Amber Miller 8. Tamra Wallace 9. Hana Culprit 10. Morgan Taylor |
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| Star Players | We are All STARS!! |
| Law Review Nerds | |
| Team History | New Team, 3 returning players |
| Practice Regimen | None |
| Want To Play Against | Doesn’t Matter |
| DON’T Want To Play Against | The Boston Red Sox |
| Favorite Thing About The Tournament | Saturday Night! |
| The Tournament Would Be More Awesome If | |
| Anecdotes | A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5birds sitting on a fence and you shoot oneof them, how many will be left?” She callson little Johnny. He replies, “None, they allfly away with the first gun shot” Theteacher replies, “The correct answer is 4,but I like your thinking.” Then, Little Johnnysays “I have a question for YOU. There arethree women sitting on a bench having icecream: One is delicately licking the sides ofthe triple scoop of ice cream. The second isgobbling down the top and sucking thecone. The third is biting off the top of theice cream. Which one is married?”Theteacher, blushing a great deal, replied “WellI suppose the one that’s gobbled down thetop and sucked the cone” To whichLittleJohnny replied, “The correct answer isthe one with the wedding ring on, but I likeyour thinking.” |
