FSU Regular

Team Name Florida State
School Florida State University College of Law
Location Tallahassee, FL
Division Regular
Captains Michael Kaney/Taylor Greene/Clayton Culler
Team Color Garnet & Gold
Team Mascot Vern Alperstein & Mitch “The General” Custer
Team 90s TV Show Walker Texas Ranger & Rugrats
Team Song MMMBop
Distance to Charlottesville, VA 835 Miles
Player Roster
Justin (Vern) “Most likely to return and hit on 1Ls” Alperstein

Clayton “Stick to your approach” Culler

Mitch “The General” Custer

Ryan “My brother won the CWS with the Gators” Dyson

Clay “I care about my grades, guys” Gilman

Brandon “I don’t slide in softball” Holmes

Steven (Bert) “El Gato Grande” Givens

Taylor “This is Tennessee’s Year!” Greene

Ryan “Did you guys see my homerun?” Guerin

Michael “I made an Instagram for my Australian Shepherds” Kaney

Ben “UCF 2017 National Champs!” Lagos

Mike “I stole Vern’s woman” Maloney

Brandon “I played at UVA with a broken wrist” Wagner

Star Players Everyone besides Vern Alperstein, but mainly Taylor and Michael.
Law Review Nerds Taylor Greene

Ryan Guerin

Brandon Holmes

Michael Kaney


Team History The Noles aka Scalia’s Disciples have played in every “All-Campus” Championship at FSU since the team’s creation 5 years ago. The luck has not been as great at UVA. The ‘Noles suffered a heartbreaking loss in the Finals in 2015. In 2016, the ‘Noles experienced an early exit on Sunday because a few players decided to bail last minute. Last year, the ‘Noles lost to UVA Gold or Blue in the Semis, we don’t remember, because Brandon Holmes didn’t slide at home (even though we lost by 5 or 6).
Practice Regimen Weekly hydration on Friday night followed by a rousing team practice on Saturday morning that always gets pushed back from 11:00am to 3:00pm.
Want To Play Against ANYONE. But really, any T-14 team and of course, Hogtown’s finest.
DON’T Want To Play Against Ourselves
Favorite Thing About The Tournament Homeruns, free drinks on Friday, Charlottesville, our friends from Penn & Harvard, and taking the tournament more seriously than your average law school softball team probably does.
The Tournament Would Be More Awesome If We didn’t have to drive 12 hours to get here (and then pick up Taylor at the airport)/got reimbursed for traveling the furthest last year.
Anecdotes We purposely don’t volunteer to play Friday so we can properly enjoy the tailgate party and everything else Charlottesville has to offer.

Ryan Dyson: “Do we really have to put who’s on law review when you guys graduate? Because that’ll be none of us.”

Our team name in the FSU men’s IM league is Scalia’s Disciples, but our Co-Ed team name is Kagan’s Krew – we’re a team for everybody.

Michael Maloney once suggested we use GroupMe as opposed to a group text and then put the group on silent and never looked at it.